The One Question Everyone Has When They Find My Website

What is it like to meet me?

First of all, it's not boring.

There's the obvious: I'm a naturally-endowed blonde girl with a sense of humor and too many degrees. Yes, I adore French Impressionism, yes I read Bloomberg, but what I really really care about is having fun. 

I'm not selling accounting services and I don't act like it. Unless you're the IRS reading this, and in that case: actually, yes I am a Professional Consultant. 

And while I simply adore the type of man who gets strategic with his taxes, my version of fun ranges from last-minute flights to St. Barths, to sparkling conversation in the corner of our favorite Midtown cafe, where nobody knows that I'm not actually your assistant.

Let's just say that I have a talent for keeping it interesting.

What draws me to this life is that it brings us the ability to try new things, meet new people, and explore the world together. If you're here to escape the mundanities of daily life and find yourself in a situation where you're living in the moment, I'm your girl.

Some people call it flow state, I call it a fabulous five-star hotel suite and an hour to kill before our reservation. 

Secondly, I care about authentic connection.

Mutual gratification is a word that gets tossed around a lot in the world of companionship. But what does it actually mean? I am starting to veer towards typing sentences that belong behind a paywall, so I'll let you draw your own conclusions when you meet me.

But, in the meantime, I'll clue you in by telling you that I select for compatibility above all else. It's hot because everyone is happy to be here. It’s fun because it’s actually, really fun. I have too much prefrontal cortex and money in my 401k for anything less. 

While it's true that the carnal side of life drew me to my life as a companion, I stay here because I love to learn, and I love to genuinely connect with you. Compatibility is what separates the great date from the just-okay date. And personally, I believe compatibility is ruled by the mind as much as the body. Conversation and flirtation are everything. I like smart people who nurture their minds. I like to read, mostly history and fiction. Obviously, I love love to travel. I split my time between crossword puzzles, chess, and going down research rabbit holes. I'm working on a second language right now, as my biggest insecurity is that I only speak English. 

I will admit, math is also not my strong suit. Last week, I used a calculator to double check what 3 times 23 is. And if you're a numbers guy (you very likely are), you get why that's kind of funny. You do not want me as your quant. You want me in a private cabana with my bikini strings slowly unraveling.

Beyond the basic good manners and hospitality that basically any high-end companion can play-pretend-perform for you, I truly truly care about enriching your life. Hopefully, you feel likewise— and show it by making me laugh, making me blush, or making me think. (And a little shopping trip here and there doesn't hurt anybody!)

I like the bond that we form the moment all pretenses are dropped. When we get to be ourselves, but the truest, best version of ourselves. That’s why I love what I do. Also, side theory: maybe this is why I find discretion very hot? It creates space for self-expression. By keeping this our little secret, we can be ourselves around one another the way we can't be with anyone else. We all play roles in our daily lives. Here, we can reinvent ourselves. We have space to be ourselves without judgement. Ah, what a luxury. I love a good watch as much as the next character you spot in Midtown East, but the greatest luxury of all is getting to let loose and live in the moment.

How precious are our moments of true freedom… 

Okay, okay, we're getting a bit too deep here. This is a conversation for the third glass of champagne, not the broad daylight of the World Wide Web. We have to keep it coy, so all the lurkers on this page don't get the wrong idea. 

You'll come to find that I take everything in life lightly. Except pleasure, which I take extremely seriously. 

So, how do you know we'll be compatible? 

I tend not to click with people who are looking for something quick and superficial. Sorry, I find it boring. My stance is this: if you're going to take the plunge, take the freaking plunge. Set yourself up for success and buy a lady dinner first. 

Likewise, I don't tend to click with gentlemen who want a girl who is going to blankly smile and nod at them the entire time. Those with even a smidge of experience in this demimonde know exactly what I mean. I imagine there's a time and a place for the dumb blonde act, but it's not really my thing.

If it matters, I'm an omnivore and truly bisexual. I don't see couples (I'm afraid of being more attracted to your wife than to you and hurting your feelings). But I am enthusiastic about duos, and have certain friends who I'd be happy to introduce you to. 

I'm a good traveler, a great dancer, and before every date I listen to The Doors in my headphones to put myself in the mood. Weird ritual. I don't even know why I'm telling you about it. 

I love to garden, to make and admire art, and to support organizations with great missions. My purpose on this earth is to help other people and to have fun doing it. I am endlessly ambitious, but at the end of the day I live for the simple pleasures.

So, what do you think? Could I be your type of thing? Could you be mine?

That’s for you to decide. In the meantime, follow along. If this monologue doesn’t do it for you, there’s always this special link to investigate.